and please no persistent vegetative states
Refuse to eat until I author a book titled "The 100 Smartest Sayings by Hank Bullough"
Dip myself in a boiling cauldron of aqua and orange paint
Swallow one drop of poison for every Bledsoe sack
Take OJ's girlfriend to dinner
Dive head first into Doug Fluties pool
Sit in the lower endzones wearing my "I heart Brady" jersey at the next saturday night home game
Call 
a hick *****
Drink like Thurman Thomas
other (specify)
and please no persistent vegetative states
And miss the Jauron Era?
Im gunna wear a chiefs jersey to a raiders game and sit in the black hole screaming raiders fans are ****.
The OG attention whore. 18 Billszone years strong
Open up a strip club with Rian "Dell" and volunteer to be his bodyguard.
This is friggin' hilarious, meathead! How you didn't get in the voting for funniest zoner, I don't know.
This has got to be the funniest thread, ever!
Dive head first into Doug Fluties pool
I am going to climb to the top of the american flag at RWS, and at Kickoff on Opening Day, I will jump to my death... with a message written on my body that says something to the affect of my hatred for the Bills Organization.
Sitting through one more of Wilson's press conferences should be a good motivator.
Sit in the lower endzones wearing my "I heart Brady" jersey at the next saturday night home game
Who here does not Heart Brady??????
Originally Posted by mysticsoto
check your reps
I thought I made it clear many times.check your reps
This would probably be the most painfull as it would undoubtedly result in the loss of your genitailia well before death.Call Cgal a hick *****
She'd probably feed it to you.
Im just gonna let nature take its course, watchin the Bills has been killin me for years so its just a matter of time...
I plan on staring directly into the eyes of Tedi Bruschi.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
I plan on starring directly into the eyes of Tedi Bruschi.
You'll have to pay to get in first....
Those are some pretty gruesome ways to die.
I am going to wake up now and pretend this hiring was just a bad bad dream....
I am going to wake up now and pretend this hiring was just a bad bad dream....
Dress up like Randy Mcmichaels wife..
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