Week 5 prediction.

[Buffalo Thriller]

1.) Our run game will be a tad bit less physical but way more dynamic.
2.) Kelsay, and the rest of our defense will not be able to stop the run.
3.) If Fitzpatrick throws 2 picks before the end of the half, and we are losing, I bet we will see some of Brohm.

I think our secondary will do pretty well. I'm not familiar with the Jags WR's.

I'm going to say the Jags win 31-17

[OpIv37]

1). Whitner takes bad angles on at least two long runs that lead to touchdowns. He also gets put on his ass by either MJD or a fullback blocking.

2) Jax runs for 200 yards.

3) Bills score only one offensive touchdown.

I'll go 28-13 Jax

[Buffalo Thriller]

I think we're on the same boat. I hate Whitner with a passion, and our run 'D' if you can even call it that is pathetic.

[OpIv37]

Our pass D will look spectacular on the stat sheet- not because they actually did anything but because Jax won't bother passing.

[Buffalo Thriller]

What's the point of passing when you can throw any guy on the squad and watch him run for 100+

[TacklingDummy]

I predict Maybin won't do anything worth mentioning besides sucking.

my 2-14 prediction is going to be hard to reach.

[DraftBoy]

Trent Edwards comes in and leads the Jags to victory.

[The King]

Jax runs the ball 30x, Garrad works the middle of the field on slant routes and sticks to a very safe passing game.

Fitzy will find Evans this game, Jackson will rush for a hundo.

17-13 Jags

[Mr. Miyagi]

1) We will have 6 first downs in the whole game.

2) Fitzpatrick will again be the leading rusher for the team.

3) OL will give up 4 sacks.

4) Evans gets a long bomb for 79 yards but only 3 catches for 92 yards for the entire game.

5) MJD has a career high rushing day, and 3 TDs.

34-13 Jags

[Buffalo Thriller]

I would like to see it happen, just because it would be so.... Predictable

[justasportsfan]

Jags will lead the game 21-0 in the first half.

Garrard gets injured, Trent comes in and we win the game 31-21.

[Beebe's Kid]

The Diabolical Chan figures someway to get us two wins this weekend, and we come out of the 63-0 drubbing of Jax with a 2-4 record.

Spiller will throw for 350 yds....to himself.

Edwards will have great hair that will be shining in the Buffalo sunshine after his helmet is knocked loose after Chris "You wanna see my extension, *****?" Kelsay drags him down for his 5th sack of the 2nd Qtr.

Trent is playing because Nix acquired Garrard in the middle of the 1st Qtr and traded him for the Lions #1 pick and 125 mil. He should be able to play in Detroit, since their franchise guy doesn't ever play for the franchise...he is the truth, if he plays...but he doesn't really play...

Halftime will be cool when Marshawn drives Ralph's Taurus out of the tunnel and proceeds to do doughnuts on the field, while smoking a blunt with Shawn Nelson and firing a pistol into the air...plenty of gas to get home, he put $20 in the tank...he "stole" it from a cop's wife that he met down at Applebee's for drinks with Whitner before they all took of to hit poor, innocent, wasted Canadian broads. Whitner couldn't get the angle right.

Brohm will get in in the 3rd, he will start lighting it up, until he is reminded that he was on the PS in Green Bay, and that he is not to ever be good, at which point the earth will open and swallow him whole, confirming that Brohm was no good, much to the delight of Bills message board followers....whew!!!

Not to worry, Andrew Luck will declare himself a Bill, and show up to continue the onslaught. He will play QB, LT, DE, and OLB.

This is all very likely to happen, or...

We win a close game, and the message board explodes. Knowing them, they will **** us right in our asses and try to win on Sunday.... Jax has TE giving them intel, so this should be a lock....our checkdowns will face triple coverage, and they will only be prepared for 3 running plays...all out of the same formation.

[trapezeus]

I predict Maybin won't do anything worth mentioning besides sucking.

my 2-14 prediction is going to be hard to reach.

Hey, easy on maybin. last week, he had a lot of family in town and he got them all sorts of freebie Bills gear. He had a tough week.

I was at the airport and this happy as can be family of 6 were decked out in bills gear all in maybin jerseys and bags of additional bills gear. The 13-15 yr old boy had the same haircut as maybin.

[Buffalo Thriller]

So you think that after a 21 point deficit our dismantled defense (that I'm sure has given up) will hold MJD. And somehow or C- Offense will score 31... Not to mention that Gerrad wont have any pressure on him. He is going to look like Peyton Manning out there.

31-13 Jags.

[OpIv37]

So you think that after a 21 point defecate our dismantled defense (that I'm sure has given up) will hold MJD. And somehow or C- Offense will score 31... Not to mention that Gerrad wont have any pressure on him. He is going to look like Peyton Manning out there.

31-13 Jags.

I think you mean "deficit"

"defecate" is the medical term for taking a ****.

Then again, that's what we usually do on the field, so maybe you were right after all.

[Pinkerton Security]

I think you mean "deficit"

"defecate" is the medical term for taking a ****.

Then again, that's what we usually do on the field, so maybe you were right after all.

DAMNIT you beat me to it..thats the funniest thing i've read all day.

[cocamide]

31-27 Bills. We get our first win this week. Our next, and last, one will be against the Bears.

2-14

[justasportsfan]

So you think that after a 21 point defecate our dismantled defense (that I'm sure has given up) will hold MJD. And somehow or C- Offense will score 31... Not to mention that Gerrad wont have any pressure on him. He is going to look like Peyton Manning out there.

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Checkdown!Checkdown ! Checkdown! Checkdown!

[Buffalo Thriller]

I think you mean "deficit"

"defecate" is the medical term for taking a ****.

Then again, that's what we usually do on the field, so maybe you were right after all.

Lmao i didn't catch that. And yes that is Buffalo Football

[Beebe's Kid]

So you think that after a 21 point defecate our dismantled defense (that I'm sure has given up) will hold MJD. And somehow or C- Offense will score 31... Not to mention that Gerrad wont have any pressure on him. He is going to look like Peyton Manning out there.

31-13 Jags.

I nominate this for Post of the Year.

Position filled, no others need apply.

[Buffalo Thriller]

I want a nice ring for this Nomination.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Chris "You wanna see my extension, *****?" Kelsay
:rofl:

[Mr. Miyagi]

I want a nice ring for this Nomination.
How about a "Kiss this, Ralph" tramp stamp?

[Buffalo Thriller]

How about a "Kiss this, Ralph" tramp stamp?

That would do

[Saratoga Slim]

I'm predicting a Bills win. Yeah, I said it.

The jags defense is possibly as bad as ours, and they're coming off a huge emotional win over Indy.

Fred Jackson's going to have a big day, Fitzy will throw one touchdown to go with two interceptions, and MJD will run all over us--but only get in the end zone once.

Bills 24, Jags 17.

[Historian]

Jones-Drew runs for over 200.

Bills lose 24-6.

[Buffalo Thriller]

yup. I'm all for being hopeful, but some of you people don't seem to watch the same games i do. WE SUCK! I have never seen us this bad. We will lose 95% of our games. Stop predicting a win.

[Dujek]

After watching the Jags last week I predict that Fitz will spend the entire game either on his back or running for his life, the Jags will run all over the Bills, and the scoreline will only be close because the Jags will put Edwards in for the 4th quarter and he'll throw Byrd his first two INTs of the year.

Jags 31-23 Bills

[dannyek71]

Jags 28-10

[Jan Reimers]

We get the running game going and win 27-17.

[k-oneputt]

Bills win 23-17.
They will beat Cleveland and go 2-14
Get the 1st pick in the draft and take Mallett.

[Buffalo Thriller]

mallet over luck? i think not
mallet could be a bust. Luck is NFL ready

[k-oneputt]

mallet over luck? i think not
mallet could be a bust. Luck is NFL ready

Anybody could be a bust.
Especially with the Bills drafting.

[better days]

I want a nice ring for this Nomination.

How about a nice pile of bronzed poop for the mantel instead?

[Buffalo Thriller]

Bronzed poop?

[better days]

Bronzed poop?

The product of defecation.

[Novacane]

Hey, easy on maybin. last week, he had a lot of family in town and he got them all sorts of freebie Bills gear. He had a tough week.

I was at the airport and this happy as can be family of 6 were decked out in bills gear all in maybin jerseys and bags of additional bills gear. The 13-15 yr old boy had the same haircut as maybin.



Did you tell them to enjoy it while they can cause their kid sucks and is quickly becoming one of the biggest busts in Bills history?

[better days]

Did you tell them to enjoy it while they can cause their kid sucks and is quickly becoming one of the biggest busts in Bills history?

He will have some serious competition for that honor.