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  • Fletch
    Registered User
    • May 2007
    • 3166

    If you can't laugh at yourself ...

    http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/sho...s-haters/page3

    Post #46

    Originally posted by Yasgur's Farm
    (Moderator) My name's Max Yasgur, and I approve of this post.
    Originally Posted by pmoon6
    The idea that you "won't settle" presumes that you have some kind of control. Delusional thinking at best for a supposed fan of a spectators' sport. Your way to deal with it is to constantly ***** and denigrate any move, any result concerning the team even if it's positive because you don't want your whittle feewings hurt again. It's a protection mechanism.

    You shroud your childish approach in a vale of pompous, intellectual garbage in an attempt to look smart and "real". You over-analyze even minute points and manipulate statistics to fit your negative view of the team. Again, to feel good about yourself and to protect from getting hurt.

    Of course, the criticisms are obviously from someone who has no understanding of the team concept or what it takes to excel at athletics.

    The true "realist" understands that they have no control of what happens on the field or behind the closed doors at One Bills' Drive, so they do the prudent thing for a spectator. They enjoy the games on Sunday with family and friends, cheer for their team and realize that it's just entertainment.
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    "I was an integral part in the drafting process of EJ Manuel," Whaley said Thursday on NFL Network's Total Access. "I was the person that handled the draft process and setting up the board."

    "We are committed. I want you to believe me when I say that," Whaley said of building around the second-year quarterback, per The Buffalo News. "I always tell you guys that I'll never say never because I don't want to paint myself in a corner, but when I do say something, I do it and I mean it and I try to fulfill it."

    "We believe the addition of Sammy is going to be instant impact, not only to our quarterback, but to what our offensive coordinator can come up with game-plan wise and how defenses attack us," Whaley said.

    Whaley on EJ Manuel: "We think we got a gem in this guy." (2:30)

    "And as Mark says, if in three years maybe he's not [our quarterback of the future], then I'll be sitting there saying 'hey guys', .... anybody got a job for me?" - Doug Whaley

  • coastal
    Legendary Zoner
    • Mar 2005
    • 15514

    #2
    Re: If you can't laugh at yourself ...

    "Our punter has more career TD passes (2) than our two backup QBs combined (1). That doesn't stop 40% of Bills fans from believing Jeff Tuel is a legitimate NFL starting QB."

    But now we cut the punter.

    now what?

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    • black N yellow
      Registered User
      • Dec 2012
      • 311

      #3
      Re: If you can't laugh at yourself ...

      "the black Jake Locker". That made me laugh.

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      • Don't Panic
        All-Pro Zoner
        • Dec 2005
        • 4227

        #4
        Re: If you can't laugh at yourself ...

        Wow... that was hilarious and depressing all at once.

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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 101313

          #5
          Re: If you can't laugh at yourself ...

          I can barely tell the difference between a Bills tailgate and a 1970s Manchester coal-plant union protest
          That cracked me up.
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          • kscdogbillsfan1221
            Registered User
            • Nov 2007
            • 5652

            #6
            Re: If you can't laugh at yourself ...

            it was good, but last years was much funnier. They do this for every team and since my wife is a damn Steeler fan, I really love reading those too.
            I came.
            I saw.
            I conquered.

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            • Mike13
              Registered User
              • Aug 2005
              • 10564

              #7
              Re: If you can't laugh at yourself ...

              That has to be the saddest of all his previews.

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