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  • BillsImpossible
    Registered User
    • Mar 2013
    • 16206
    #1

    If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

    Chances are as slim, right?

    About as likely as Vladimir Putin taking a dump on my front porch.

    Who'd of thought?

    "It'll never happen."

    It just did.

    Anything can happen.

    If anything, the chances of a storm the size of which just hit WNY is less than the Bills making the playoffs.

    Not a snowballs chance in hell, right?

    You'll never know until it really happens.
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  • imbondz
    Democrats are people too
    • Jan 2003
    • 26041
    #2
    Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

    It's 100%, perfectly impossible. not a chance. The probability of the storm that just hit, happening again next week, is even higher than the Bills making the playoffs.
    My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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    • Albany,n.y.
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 5599
      #3
      Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

      The snow didn't have to face GB, NE & Den.

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      • notacon
        Registered User
        • Aug 2012
        • 32991
        #4
        Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

        Well...I got to hand it to BillsImpossible. I've never seen such blind optimism. You certainly have your name right.
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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 101230
          #5
          Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

          The problem with potential playoff scenarios for the Bills: all of them require the Bills to win.

          We couldn't beat the Chiefs, who proceeded to lose to the 0-10 Raiders.

          Enough said, without even mentioning the choke job against the Fish.
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          • BertSquirtgum
            Registered User
            • May 2009
            • 13379
            #6
            Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

            Originally posted by BillsImpossible View Post
            Chances are as slim, right?

            About as likely as Vladimir Putin taking a dump on my front porch.

            Who'd of thought?

            "It'll never happen."

            It just did.

            Anything can happen.

            If anything, the chances of a storm the size of which just hit WNY is less than the Bills making the playoffs.

            Not a snowballs chance in hell, right?

            You'll never know until it really happens.
            Kids. This is why we tell you not to do drugs.
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            • WagonCircler
              Escaped Convict
              • Jul 2002
              • 5876
              #7
              Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

              Originally posted by BillsImpossible View Post
              Chances are as slim, right?

              About as likely as Vladimir Putin taking a dump on my front porch.

              Who'd of thought?.
              Wait--Putin just took a dump on your front porch?
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              • Fletch
                Registered User
                • May 2007
                • 3166
                #8
                Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

                Originally posted by WagonCircler View Post
                Wait--Putin just took a dump on your front porch?
                Don't step on that flaming bag.
                http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/sho...s-haters/page3

                Post #46

                Originally posted by Yasgur's Farm
                (Moderator) My name's Max Yasgur, and I approve of this post.
                Originally Posted by pmoon6
                The idea that you "won't settle" presumes that you have some kind of control. Delusional thinking at best for a supposed fan of a spectators' sport. Your way to deal with it is to constantly ***** and denigrate any move, any result concerning the team even if it's positive because you don't want your whittle feewings hurt again. It's a protection mechanism.

                You shroud your childish approach in a vale of pompous, intellectual garbage in an attempt to look smart and "real". You over-analyze even minute points and manipulate statistics to fit your negative view of the team. Again, to feel good about yourself and to protect from getting hurt.

                Of course, the criticisms are obviously from someone who has no understanding of the team concept or what it takes to excel at athletics.

                The true "realist" understands that they have no control of what happens on the field or behind the closed doors at One Bills' Drive, so they do the prudent thing for a spectator. They enjoy the games on Sunday with family and friends, cheer for their team and realize that it's just entertainment.
                ------

                "I was an integral part in the drafting process of EJ Manuel," Whaley said Thursday on NFL Network's Total Access. "I was the person that handled the draft process and setting up the board."

                "We are committed. I want you to believe me when I say that," Whaley said of building around the second-year quarterback, per The Buffalo News. "I always tell you guys that I'll never say never because I don't want to paint myself in a corner, but when I do say something, I do it and I mean it and I try to fulfill it."

                "We believe the addition of Sammy is going to be instant impact, not only to our quarterback, but to what our offensive coordinator can come up with game-plan wise and how defenses attack us," Whaley said.

                Whaley on EJ Manuel: "We think we got a gem in this guy." (2:30)

                "And as Mark says, if in three years maybe he's not [our quarterback of the future], then I'll be sitting there saying 'hey guys', .... anybody got a job for me?" - Doug Whaley

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                • YardRat
                  Well, lookie here...
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 86146
                  #9
                  Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

                  Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                  The problem with potential playoff scenarios for the Bills: all of them require the Bills to win.

                  We couldn't beat the Chiefs, who proceeded to lose to the 0-10 Raiders.

                  Enough said, without even mentioning the choke job against the Fish.
                  The loss itself certainly is meaningful, but the attempt at any correlation is not.
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                  • IlluminatusUIUC
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 8966
                    #10
                    Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

                    Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                    The loss itself certainly is meaningful, but the attempt at any correlation is not.
                    Yeah, that Chiefs loss was as close to a perfect storm of trap game as you can have: A road game, on short rest, vs. an intense division rival, in a rainstorm, in primetime (the home team's only primetime game), sandwiched between two games against both defending conference champions.

                    Seriously, I'm finding it hard to imagine a scenario more ripe for an upset.


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                    • Mr. Pink
                      Peterman Sucks!
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 35303
                      #11
                      Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

                      Almost 7 feet fell in 2001. No playoffs.

                      Guess what? In 2014 there will be no playoffs either.

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                      • feldspar
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 13620
                        #12
                        Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

                        I'm really surprised that nobody has made a joke about how the Bills are "six-feet under."

                        I'll take full credit for it.
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                        • chris66
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 604
                          #13
                          Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

                          Originally posted by BillsImpossible View Post
                          Chances are as slim, right?

                          About as likely as Vladimir Putin taking a dump on my front porch.

                          Who'd of thought?

                          "It'll never happen."

                          It just did.

                          Anything can happen.

                          If anything, the chances of a storm the size of which just hit WNY is less than the Bills making the playoffs.

                          Not a snowballs chance in hell, right?

                          You'll never know until it really happens.
                          7-9 wont make the playoffs
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                          • OpIv37
                            Acid Douching Asswipe
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 101230
                            #14
                            Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

                            Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                            The loss itself certainly is meaningful, but the attempt at any correlation is not.
                            The correlation is that the Chiefs are a very beatable team, and not nearly as good as the teams coming up on our schedule.
                            I reiterate: if the Bills can't beat the Chiefs or Fish, there is no reason to believe they can beat the Packers, Broncos or Pats.
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                            • Fletch
                              Registered User
                              • May 2007
                              • 3166
                              #15
                              Re: If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

                              Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                              The correlation is that the Chiefs are a very beatable team, and not nearly as good as the teams coming up on our schedule.
                              I reiterate: if the Bills can't beat the Chiefs or Fish, there is no reason to believe they can beat the Packers, Broncos or Pats.
                              Or Browns.
                              http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/sho...s-haters/page3

                              Post #46

                              Originally posted by Yasgur's Farm
                              (Moderator) My name's Max Yasgur, and I approve of this post.
                              Originally Posted by pmoon6
                              The idea that you "won't settle" presumes that you have some kind of control. Delusional thinking at best for a supposed fan of a spectators' sport. Your way to deal with it is to constantly ***** and denigrate any move, any result concerning the team even if it's positive because you don't want your whittle feewings hurt again. It's a protection mechanism.

                              You shroud your childish approach in a vale of pompous, intellectual garbage in an attempt to look smart and "real". You over-analyze even minute points and manipulate statistics to fit your negative view of the team. Again, to feel good about yourself and to protect from getting hurt.

                              Of course, the criticisms are obviously from someone who has no understanding of the team concept or what it takes to excel at athletics.

                              The true "realist" understands that they have no control of what happens on the field or behind the closed doors at One Bills' Drive, so they do the prudent thing for a spectator. They enjoy the games on Sunday with family and friends, cheer for their team and realize that it's just entertainment.
                              ------

                              "I was an integral part in the drafting process of EJ Manuel," Whaley said Thursday on NFL Network's Total Access. "I was the person that handled the draft process and setting up the board."

                              "We are committed. I want you to believe me when I say that," Whaley said of building around the second-year quarterback, per The Buffalo News. "I always tell you guys that I'll never say never because I don't want to paint myself in a corner, but when I do say something, I do it and I mean it and I try to fulfill it."

                              "We believe the addition of Sammy is going to be instant impact, not only to our quarterback, but to what our offensive coordinator can come up with game-plan wise and how defenses attack us," Whaley said.

                              Whaley on EJ Manuel: "We think we got a gem in this guy." (2:30)

                              "And as Mark says, if in three years maybe he's not [our quarterback of the future], then I'll be sitting there saying 'hey guys', .... anybody got a job for me?" - Doug Whaley

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