So, Donte Whitner makes his return to the Ralph with Cleveland tomorrow. I've never disliked a current or former Bills player as much as I dislike him.
Yes, we've had many players who were bigger busts and many who were far more useless. But he's the only one I can recall with such an unjustified ego. He talked **** constantly and never backed it up to the field, and brought negative attention to himself and the team when they were already struggling.
So, here are the rules:
Donte Whitner jumps back-first on the pile after the play is over with his patented "too little too late" flying back tackle: 1 drink (this will happen a lot, which is why it is only one drink).
Donte Whitner gets run over by a Bills' player: 2 drinks.
Donte Whitner has to leave the field after getting run over by a Bills player: 4 drinks.
A touchdown pass whizzes past Donte's ear: 5 drinks (this would be fewer drinks if I had any confidence in Orton right now).
Donte Whitner actually gets his hands on the ball (INT or deflected pass): Shot.
Donte Whitner commits a personal foul: Chug. Donte Whitner commits a personal foul in the endzone after the Bills player already scored a touchdown: Chug and a shot.
Donte Whitner gets arrested for fighting with someone from his high school's rival team: Keg stand (10 sec minimum).
Donte Whitner lives up to his reputation as a "hard hitter": This isn't going to happen so I'm not going to bother assigning a value.
Yes, we've had many players who were bigger busts and many who were far more useless. But he's the only one I can recall with such an unjustified ego. He talked **** constantly and never backed it up to the field, and brought negative attention to himself and the team when they were already struggling.
So, here are the rules:
Donte Whitner jumps back-first on the pile after the play is over with his patented "too little too late" flying back tackle: 1 drink (this will happen a lot, which is why it is only one drink).
Donte Whitner gets run over by a Bills' player: 2 drinks.
Donte Whitner has to leave the field after getting run over by a Bills player: 4 drinks.
A touchdown pass whizzes past Donte's ear: 5 drinks (this would be fewer drinks if I had any confidence in Orton right now).
Donte Whitner actually gets his hands on the ball (INT or deflected pass): Shot.
Donte Whitner commits a personal foul: Chug. Donte Whitner commits a personal foul in the endzone after the Bills player already scored a touchdown: Chug and a shot.
Donte Whitner gets arrested for fighting with someone from his high school's rival team: Keg stand (10 sec minimum).
Donte Whitner lives up to his reputation as a "hard hitter": This isn't going to happen so I'm not going to bother assigning a value.
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