The playoffs are ancient history now. So is free agency. The pre-draft hype is done with. The draft has been executed and the obligatory second guessing of the teams' choices. The OTAs and mini-camps are in the books. The players have gone home to relax before training camp begins. The coachs will have nothing of substance to say and anything all fans and "experts" can say has already been said ten times before. Welcome to the driest month of the year for football fans, the true offseason, when virtually nothing happens. What do you do to make it go faster?