You guys are jerkoffs.
I feel for you BuffaloJayhawk. Maybe you should stop?
You guys are jerkoffs.
I feel for you BuffaloJayhawk. Maybe you should stop?
who can stop?
Originally Posted by Dozerdog
i wish i could see the look on Valerie's face when this happens.
Originally Posted by yordad
Ask her to do it for you.Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.Originally Posted by Dont drink the water
...Rob
The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs;
it's Don't Tread On Me.
Guy is a riot.
Why is this thread not in the HOF already?
Is this the same doucher that came on here last week saying he has been away for a while because he beat down some cops?
I always took him for a sheep-****er
Then do it for real(consenually, even though it is probably hard for you to get a willing partner)When I look at the poster and hear the noises it makes me think I am doing it for real!
omg.. this thread had me laughing so hard... brilliant.
My wife told me that if I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, girls would find me VERY attractive.
MY WIFE SAID THAT!!!
Sounds too much like something that would happen in an American Pie movie. All that's missing is the superglue.
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?
Originally Posted by DozerdogI never read this thread before today. What a classy guy I married. Rest assured, if I ever catch Dozer "tossing one off to the internet" he'll be sleeping outside the rest of his life and the only action he will ever see will be the internet and his hand!Originally Posted by SABURZFAN
There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
Why did u bump this thread valerie? its embarrasing! i get girls now i swear!Originally Posted by Valerie
I didn't bump it, someone else did.Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
Put this in the HoF already!
I was maried to wife #1 when this one started BTW
pussy.......................is great!Originally Posted by Dozerdog
The Mexican & too!!
- Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -
Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
Moved on from pillows to blowup dolls?
Just get some shake weights.