I have been reading some of the threads around here and my God some of you should be professional mourners. I mean I think some of you could ruin the day of someone who just got married to a gorgeous woman who brought a bottle of Viagra and said please take me in every hole and every position, oh and my parents gave us 5 million dollars to do whatever the hell we want with and any kids we have well we'll send em away to a boarding school in Europe and their grandparents will pay their college tuition. I mean some of you --you know who you are, go ahead report me if it makes you feel worse -- would find something to ***** about. So lets see what fans we have.
There's the homers: The Bills could completely self destruct, lose all 9 remaining games by 50-0, and at the end of the day you say, hey that new fifth or sixth string halfback is amazing and our defenders kept playing even when the season was meaningless. I want my seats on the 50 yard line, and hey maybe we're like the Royals 29 years of suck and then we'll have that OMG WE'RE GONNA WIN IT ALL season and you'll say see, I told you this team would eventually get its act together
Cautious Realists: You're the fan who says, maybe not playoffs this season, but definitely next and we are a piece or two from getting there, but we are on the right track. If its december and we are 9-6 going into Foxboro I may just see about getting playoff tickets and planning a road trip.
Realists aka manic depressives: BILLS WIN, WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL MUTHAF***AS!!!!! Every Sunday we win until we are eliminated from the post season. Honey hide the guns, the knives, rope and shoe string, and the sleeping pills and what is the suicide hotline's number? Every Sunday after a loss.
Cautiously Pessimistic: We did well, over all we are on the right track, but. . . .
Mortuary Workers: You listen to the game in the cemetery. You wear black, you are expecting your kids to die very young. The sun never shines over you. Chopin's Funeral March is your alarm clock tone, its never going to be a good season. The Bills could win the superbowl, but damn it free agency is a coming and Terry is cheap
The I told you so bunch aka masturbators: These are not actually Bills fans, they are fans of their own neurosis/psychosis. They disappear for weeks on end when the Bills are winning, but oh man get even one loss and there they are. There is another variant of this, and this is when a high draft pick actually pans out. If its Dareus well damn it he'll **** up eventually and then oh yeah, I'm there he sucks or this years strain, the Sammy Watkins Hater fanclub. The president and sole member of this sees that Watkins in his rookie season is so good that he merits coverage by the best current defensive back in the division if not the league and even then makes a couple of very nice catches, and then says Watkins disappears in big games, SEE!!!!! Or never mind what he did against Minnesota, or Miami or that his ribs were hurting against the Bears and others or that he had a nice game against Detroit, I would have drafted someone else.
So be honest, have fun. Tell us what fan type you are.
There's the homers: The Bills could completely self destruct, lose all 9 remaining games by 50-0, and at the end of the day you say, hey that new fifth or sixth string halfback is amazing and our defenders kept playing even when the season was meaningless. I want my seats on the 50 yard line, and hey maybe we're like the Royals 29 years of suck and then we'll have that OMG WE'RE GONNA WIN IT ALL season and you'll say see, I told you this team would eventually get its act together
Cautious Realists: You're the fan who says, maybe not playoffs this season, but definitely next and we are a piece or two from getting there, but we are on the right track. If its december and we are 9-6 going into Foxboro I may just see about getting playoff tickets and planning a road trip.
Realists aka manic depressives: BILLS WIN, WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL MUTHAF***AS!!!!! Every Sunday we win until we are eliminated from the post season. Honey hide the guns, the knives, rope and shoe string, and the sleeping pills and what is the suicide hotline's number? Every Sunday after a loss.
Cautiously Pessimistic: We did well, over all we are on the right track, but. . . .
Mortuary Workers: You listen to the game in the cemetery. You wear black, you are expecting your kids to die very young. The sun never shines over you. Chopin's Funeral March is your alarm clock tone, its never going to be a good season. The Bills could win the superbowl, but damn it free agency is a coming and Terry is cheap
The I told you so bunch aka masturbators: These are not actually Bills fans, they are fans of their own neurosis/psychosis. They disappear for weeks on end when the Bills are winning, but oh man get even one loss and there they are. There is another variant of this, and this is when a high draft pick actually pans out. If its Dareus well damn it he'll **** up eventually and then oh yeah, I'm there he sucks or this years strain, the Sammy Watkins Hater fanclub. The president and sole member of this sees that Watkins in his rookie season is so good that he merits coverage by the best current defensive back in the division if not the league and even then makes a couple of very nice catches, and then says Watkins disappears in big games, SEE!!!!! Or never mind what he did against Minnesota, or Miami or that his ribs were hurting against the Bears and others or that he had a nice game against Detroit, I would have drafted someone else.
So be honest, have fun. Tell us what fan type you are.
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