I give up. Time to use astrology...

[baalworship]

I have no idea what to think anymore about Mularkey. There are so many conflicting signals. So for your amusement, an astrological reading on Mike Mularkey.


I will use Suzanne White's Chinese Astrology/Western Astrology system. Basically, you take the western sign of the Zodiac (Mularkey is a Scorpio) and combine it with their Chinese, Year Of the ----- animal. Mularkey is a Scorpio born in Year of the Ox. here is what the reading in the book (There are 144 different ones) is:

Mike Mularkey's Astrological Reading:

Scorpio/Ox (Nov 19, 1961)

Qualities:

Dedication
Sovereignty
Magnetism
Inspiration
Tenderness
Discipline
Stubborness
Strength Of Purpose
Eloquence
Standoffishness
Innovation
Vindictiveness

A whiz kid with a crazy streak is the Scorpio born in Ox years. Oxen are deliberate, plain people who, as a rule, stodge their way to success come hell or high water. They are slow and they are thorough. They veer all over the place in order to attain goals that the Ox heads for, horns lowered, steady as you plod. Put these two signs together and you get a kind of zippy Kremlin or a slightly kooky Sherman tank.

Scorpio/Oxen are uncanny. They seem to know instictively how to elbow their way through a crowd without so much as grazing the sleeve of opposition. These people are always on their way somewhere. Their dust makes Challenger look like a third-class railway carriage in Darjeeling. Nothat Scorpio/Ox is in a hurry-oh, no. He is simply ruthlessly and sadistically determined to get where he's going, which in this case is always to the top of the profession where there are the highest salaries and the most glory and seniority and hoopla.

A curious facet of this person's character is the unspoken superiority he or she carries around. There is never a question who's boss in groups when Scorpio/Ox is around. You see, this person is equipped with both the natural sovereignty of Scorpio and the strength of purpose of Oxen. Decisions, he feels, should be made without any consideration for sentiment.

Of course Scorpio/Oxen are domineering. They have to rule others. But they are pleasant about their ability to take over any situation and have the gift of gab necessary to put their message across with charm.

He doesn't like moddlycuddling and is never guilty of indulging others. Fools? Either he makes use of them or "Off with their heads!"

[ArcticWildMan]

[socalfan]

well that explains your title.