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  1. 04-21-2004, 12:17 PM #1
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    Why Kurt Warner would be a perfect fit for the Bills

    1) Kurt Warner has done Campbell's soup commercials.
    2) Brenda has Spikes and Wire for hair.
    3) Kurt's nose is Brown from Brenda.
    4) His thumb Burns from having Bledsoe much.
    5) His worthy Price is low but he wants Moore (yeah I know he isn't on the team anymore but play along willya?)

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  2. 04-21-2004, 12:20 PM #2
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    quite impressive
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  3. 04-21-2004, 12:34 PM #3
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    But is he AIKEN to do it? I think his WILLIS elsewhere.
    Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?
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  4. 04-21-2004, 12:38 PM #4
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    ...although he hasn't played enough in recent years to be TUCKERd out.
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    This trade is all a bunch of mularkey. His price would be too high and he'd probably say "I want moor man". And Brenda wouldn't want him here because the women are hot and she'd be afraid he'd end up with V.D. - Villarial Disease.
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    Originally posted by Mr. Cynical
    Villarial Disease.
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    wow, i can't believe i am reeding this.
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  8. 04-21-2004, 01:16 PM #8
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    Originally posted by jfreeman
    wow, i can't believe i am reeding this.
    that is the best one yet.

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  9. 04-21-2004, 01:19 PM #9
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    Warner will get a good LAWYER and force the Bills to ROLL over on PRICE. When he SEALS the deal, he'll say "WYCHE(ouldn't) the Bills just WIRE my bonus to my new home in STUDESVILLE?"
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  10. 04-21-2004, 01:21 PM #10
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    After reading this thread I think I need a Sam Adams
    Last edited by don137; 04-21-2004 at 01:24 PM.
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  11. 04-21-2004, 01:28 PM #11
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    Or is it MILLER Time?
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  12. 04-21-2004, 01:37 PM #12
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    Originally posted by Jan Reimers
    Or is it MILLER Time?
    Who's Miller?
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  13. 04-21-2004, 01:52 PM #13
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    Not to mention, if he leaves his bread out it will get MOULDs on it. And if fails with the Bills he will be pulling a RickSHAW in Downtown China.



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  14. 04-21-2004, 03:13 PM #14
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    This whole gosh darn thread is a TRAVISty!
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    Not to mention it is becoming quite Mc-Ga-hee
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  16. 04-21-2004, 03:24 PM #16
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    warner DREW this idea up with his LAWYER after he would REED the papers about all the MULARKEY and TROY-umphent players in buffalo.WILLIS LAWYER try for a deal??

    i know it sucks but i never did it before lol


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    Reeding this is fateagueing and Tuckering me out.
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    Originally posted by Dozerdog
    Reeding this is fateagueing and Tuckering me out.
    you mofer Tucker
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    Yeah, I bet Kurts wife has a stinky GASH! I know he is no longer will the Bills, but I couldn't resist.
    I only drink when I'm alone or with others.
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    Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
    Who's Miller?
    Assistant coach.
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