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This had to be the best introduction I have seen in a while...
Ricky,
Thanks! Thanks for sticking it right up my ***hole this year! Most of us Dol-phans were waiting until December for our asses to be swollen, but you decided to give us Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanza) in July! Thanks for topping off the best off-season in professional sports Ricky! Just in case anyone forgot, Ricky stopped giving a crap after:
1. The team missed the playoffs again.
2. The aborted hiring of Dan Marino as vice president of football operations.
3. That came after the team had searched for a general manager, settling only on a change of titles and responsibilities for Rick Spielman and Dave Wannstedt.
4. Then came the promotion of Joel Collier to offensive coordinator in January after Norv Turner left. Collier resigned the position May 10 because of exhaustion. Collier was replaced by Chris Foerster, a first-time offensive coordinator.
5. Ricky Williams himself was fined four weeks' pay because of a second positive drug test late last season. He appealed the fine and said he has yet to hear the result, but don't we all need a hit every now and again?
6. Junior Seau used a homosexual slur.
7. Three Dolphins players were arrested during the off-season, including starting tight end Randy McMichael on June 29. He was charged with assault on his pregnant wife.
8. Discussions with Chris Chambers about a contract extension did not exist.
9. David Boston posing in the mirror more often than showing up on the practice field.
10. Adewale Ogunleye contract talks have gone smoother than me at my high school prom (which isn't very smooth).
But keep the faith Dolphin fans, the team and Pro Player Stadium just made a bunch of money by announcing a great sponsorship agreement with DHL. Seriously, where is Mark Higgs when we need him?
The Wanndstedt photo on the right is priceless
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"Those who appease the crocodile will simply be eaten last." -- Winston Churchill
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I wonder how many people destroyed their Ricky bobbleheads.
Originally posted by Mikey82
I wonder how many people destroyed their Ricky bobbleheads.
I bet Churchie could add the knife.Originally posted by Philagape
The Wanndstedt photo on the right is priceless
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Looks like someone really took it out on Ricky bobblehead!Damn fin fans!
Man, that smashed bobblehead is funny.
I would have bought the screw ricky merch before, but now I kinda like him!
Classy Dolphins fans.
I think the smashed bobble head has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I can just picture Fin-Fan seeing the news that Wicky has called it quits and frantically looking for the nearest Wicky gear to mangle! The only thing better than that picture would be the video!
I only drink when I'm alone or with others.
I'd pay to see the video!Originally posted by Bulldog
I think the smashed bobble head has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I can just picture Fin-Fan seeing the news that Wicky has called it quits and frantically looking for the nearest Wicky gear to mangle! The only thing better than that picture would be the video!
THERES A STORE!!!!
I gotta order the "Screw Ricky" thong :)
omg check this one out
http://firedavewannstedt.com/
Originally posted by Mikey82
I wonder how many people destroyed their Ricky bobbleheads.
Originally posted by saviorbledsoe
THERES A STORE!!!!
I gotta order the "Screw Ricky" thong :)
:snicker2:
That bobblehead picture is effin halarious!!!!!!!
If it means anything, I nominate this thread for the Hall O' Fame!
"It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you play the game."-Vince Lombardi
Originally posted by ShadowHawk7
That bobblehead picture is effin halarious!!!!!!!
If it means anything, I nominate this thread for the Hall O' Fame!
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