With apologies to Charles Dickens, I present to you The Buffalo Bills: A Christmas Carol.
The Bills have shocked the Cincinnati Bengals 37-27 on Christmas Eve, raising their record to 5-10and snapping a five-game losing streak. In the airport, president and general manager Tomenezer Donascrooge is as crotchety as ever — it was said that no warmth could warm him and no cold could chill him. As he passes two Bills fans wearing Bledsoe and Flutie jerseys, he turns to his PR man, Scott Cratchit, asking, "Are there no prisons for these people?" more