I’ll first start off by saying EJ was the most intriguing QB in this draft and he’s the guy I wanted to the Bills to go after (in the 2nd round).
1. He’s a big quick QB.
2. His mobility is going to make things tough on opposing defenses especially when they’re running the hurry up.
3. He’s a high character guy, he can lead the locker room from day one. We need a guy on offense who can do that. CJ, and Stevie are not those guys.
4. He’s got a great arm, he can sling it deep and he can put touch on it, this is a total 180 from Fitz and Trent. He can also make quick decisions and get rid of the ball fast, huge plus for our screen game.
5. The Bills liked him enough to ensure no other team got the chance to take him from underneath us.
It’s a bold move any many will say this is another botched pick by the Bills – being the only team to take QB in round 1 you could say we reached. I think the Bills believe they got their franchise guy, and I am on board for taking risks when you think that highly of a player.
Now if EJ isn’t the guy under center in Week 1, we can all throw rocks at Buddy Nix. I’m excited it’s officially a new era.
AZ – Carson Palmer – Palmer is go-to QB when you try to oppose the USC QB’s suck mantra. But let’s face it, he’s almost ugly enough to shake the USC curse. But he’s a USC guy and never lived up to expectations, now playing for his third franchise.
SF – Colin Kaepernick – This guy looks like a cross between a tattooed rabbit and a goat. He’s undoubtably awesome at football.
SEA – Russell Wilson – Wilson should be required to obey the Peyton Manning rule… a helmet must be worn at all times. Wilson has the type of hairstyle every 3rd grader has… after they acquire lice.
STL – Sam Bradford – I’m not sure how to come at this one. Bradford kind of looks like that second cousin you barely know… who may or may not be retarded.
DAL – Tony Romo – If there ever was a perfect example of what thinking pretty has done to a QB, it’s Tony Romo. Romo went from and underdog success story to a doucher over night.
NYG – Eli Manning – Little Eli is the epitome of the little brother. No matter what he does it will always be compared to his big brother and he will always have that (I just got a wedgie) expression on his face.
PHI – Mike Vick – *******.
WAS – Robert Griffin III – It’s hard to say anything bad about RGIII. But he does kind of look like that hybrid in the Snoop Dogg video where he was turning into a doberman… just sayin.
CHI – Jay Cutler – Looks like a more desperate Stephen Baldwin. He has that hot fiancé who you know texts all of her friends what a tool she thinks he is LOL LMFAO.
DET – Matt Stafford – Stafford looks like the type of guy who traps himself under the sheets to smell his own farts.
GB – Aaron Rodgers – Rodgers is like that girl in the movie who you think is ugly, then you take off her glasses and put on make-up and all of a sudden she’s Rachel Leigh Cook. Yea, he’s like that.
MIN – Christian Ponder – One more season before he pulls a David Carr?
ATL – Matt Ryan – Matty is 6’4″ and about 165lbs. He has no detectable upper lip and he’s pretty awesome at football. This leads me to believe the upper lip is a hinderance to Quarterbacks.
CAR – Cam Netwon – I’m not saying Cam is dumb, but in the NFL Play 60 Commercial he’s clearly being outsmarted by a seven year old.
NO – Drew Brees – Perfect. Leave it to Drew Brees to get me back on track. The guy has a birthmark on his face the size of a continent… he legitimately has Africa on his right cheek. How every announcer has avoided talking about this on the air for the last 12 years completely baffles me.
TB – Josh Freeman – Freeman looks like he should work at a Subway Restaurant. He should use those little baggy gloves instead of the crap Nike provides.