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    Post Bruschi ready to play?

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    this guy apparently loves to use the Bills when he needs to be in the spotlight.

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?



    why, God, WWWWHHHYYYYY!!!!!

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    Tune in to ESPN tonight as they profile the courage of Tedy Bruschi as he fights his way back from a debilitating case of jock itch.

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    oh, god.

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    Bruschi practiced again. He'll be ready.

    If anyone is looking for some face value Pats/Bills tix 10/22, let me know.

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    Payback time. I hope the Bills make Tedy look foolish on more than one play.
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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    He was practicing with a cast on. Right before the game, he will take off the cast and flip it to a disabled kid in the first row. The crowd will go wild. Just as Bruschi takes the field, the kid's mom will be on the scoreboard proclaiming her child healed from touching the Bruschi cast. The legend just grows bigger & bigger with each Bruschi miracle.

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    I heard that next time the Bills/Pats play he plans on getting a stomach virus AND his appendix removed... so he can not only look like a warrior yet again, but also show Big Ben that nobody upstages Teddy "Jesus" Bruschi

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    Quote Originally Posted by jfreeman
    I heard that next time the Bills/Pats play he plans on getting a stomach virus AND his appendix removed... so he can not only look like a warrior yet again, but also show Big Ben that nobody upstages Teddy "Jesus" Bruschi
    Don't forget intentionally ramming his helmet-less head into the windshield of an on-coming vehicle while joy-riding his crotch-rocket.

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    Quote Originally Posted by jfreeman
    this guy apparently loves to use the Bills when he needs to be in the spotlight.
    if he gets defensive player of the week again like last year when he came back and played his first game agaisnt the bills i'll shoot him

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    Guess I will watch the game with the sound muted..

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat
    Don't forget intentionally ramming his helmet-less head into the windshield of an on-coming vehicle while joy-riding his crotch-rocket.
    only he'll pull the glass out of his face with his bare hands, walk the rest of the way to the stadium, start the game and still lead the team in tackles. Oh, and on the walk to the stadium he'll save 20 orphans and a litter of puppies from a fire. After all, he is our Lord and Savior Bruschi.

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    Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    This guy is an ABC After School Special wating to happen. If you are a parent, you need to enforce your kid to watch this **** so your kid knows EXACTLY how to live their life!!!!! Bruschi style!


    What a ****ing ****faced piece of asscock!

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    Thumbs up Re: Bruschi ready to play?

    I hope Ponch Bruschi gets knocked out by a Willis straight arm on a sweep.

    Then they can drive the Pope mobile out and take him off the field.
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